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kbrahmer (and practically everyone else): my question is hypothetical.
If a rattlesnake bit me on the prostate, what sort of first aid would you administer
I am going to ignore the fact that this would involve putting a rattlesnake inside your rectum and say that if it DID happen to bite you at all, you should go to the hospital immediately but do not attempt to drive yourself if you can help it. The doctor would treat you with Antivenin (CroFab).
If a rattlesnake bit me on the prostate, what sort of first aid would you administer
A diagram showing the location of the prostate gland can been seen here: http://phoenix5.org/prostatedraw.html
Look at it & u will realize there is no exterior portion & it lies entirely within the lower abdomen. When a doctor performs a digital rectal exam of the prostate a portion can be felt or palpated via the thin wall of the rectum however the doctor is digit must penetrate a distance to the spot. For a snake to bite the prostate, either the prostate has been removed outside the body or the snake would have to enter the rectum for a distance & bite through the colon wall in just the right place. There would be no first aid procedure to administer, however surgery would be required to resolve complications.
As silly as the question might sound, there is little that can be imagined that some human has not tried. If ur question is bogus, perhaps u will try it & prove the point. If it is not a bogus question u have my sympathy & answer.
If a rattlesnake bit me on the prostate, what sort of first aid would you administer
Well then, considering I am a dude who does love females, I would call 911 and hope they would arrive on time.
Assuming they do not and there is absolutely no way, I would hope for the best my friend; maybe find you a blood-sucking fish nearby; if there is none to avail, I would bust out the finest champagne I own and enjoy your last moments together.
Hope I helped lad.
If a rattlesnake bit me on the prostate, what sort of first aid would you administer
i would recuse the rattlesnake before you. weirdo!
If a rattlesnake bit me on the prostate, what sort of first aid would you administer
Considering your prostate is on the inside of your body. I would not be able to administer much of anything.
And not just because I'd be rolling on the ground laughing at the mental image of how you managed to get you prostate bitten.
If a rattlesnake bit me on the prostate, what sort of first aid would you administer
cut off your balls right away lol it will keep the venom from spreading lol
If a rattlesnake bit me on the prostate, what sort of first aid would you administer
Lol i like you randomness, reminds me of myself lol you shoul probably think of a way to get the snake out of your ass first =P
If a rattlesnake bit me on the prostate, what sort of first aid would you administer
I suggest a phone number to a really good shrink.
If a rattlesnake bit me on the prostate, what sort of first aid would you administer
hmm what were you doing with the rattle snake if it bit your prostate?
If a rattlesnake bit me on the prostate, what sort of first aid would you administer
Sorry, man, you're dead.
If a rattlesnake bit me on the prostate, what sort of first aid would you administer
I'd call the funeral home. You're going to die, buddy. And how did a snake crawl up that far to bite your prostate gland?
If a rattlesnake bit me on the prostate, what sort of first aid would you administer
A snake went up your ass and bit your prostate?
Go to the hospital
If a rattlesnake bit me on the prostate, what sort of first aid would you administer
what were you doing to the snake to get bit there????
If a rattlesnake bit me on the prostate, what sort of first aid would you administer
Why would you shove a snake up our a s s, oh your gay.
If a rattlesnake bit me on the prostate, what sort of first aid would you administer
I would let you die because your question sucks prostate.
If a rattlesnake bit me on the prostate, what sort of first aid would you administer
It'd need to be extracted (vacuum or manual sucking :O!) and then treated with the anti-venom.
If a rattlesnake bit me on the prostate, what sort of first aid would you administer
Well in order to reach your prostate the snake would have to already be a couple inches inside your rectum I assume that you two already have an agreement/relationship and I will not interfere.